This is 'NOT A BEER' Can Cooler – The Ultimate Disc Golf Koozie

"NOT A BEER" Can Cooler – The Ultimate Disc Golf Koozie

Stay hydrated and undercover with the "NOT A BEER" Can Cooler—the perfect mix of humor, functionality, and disc golf swagger. Whether you're sipping water, soda, or something… else, this funny yet practical neoprene can sleeve keeps your drinks cold and your intentions questionable.

Designed for disc golfers who love a good laugh, this insulated beverage holder ensures your drink stays icy while subtly letting others know: move along, nothing to see here. Ideal for tournament days, casual rounds, or post-game hangs—this koozie makes every sip a conversation starter.

Why This Disc Golf Koozie is a Must-Have

✔ Fits Standard 12oz Cans – Perfect for beer, soda, or your “hydration strategy.”
✔ Cold Drinks, Dry Hands – Insulated neoprene keeps drinks frosty without sweaty hands.
✔ Lightweight & Collapsible – Easy to stash in your disc golf bag, pocket, or cart.
✔ 100% Neoprene Material – Durable, flexible, and built to last through every round.
✔ Bold & Funny Design – A guaranteed conversation starter on and off the course.

Who Needs This?

🏆 Disc golfers looking for a unique, funny, and practical can cooler.
🍺 Players who enjoy a discreet way to keep their drinks cold.
🎯 Tournament competitors & casual throwers who love a good joke.
🎁 Perfect for gifts, stocking stuffers, and disc golf prizes.

Care Instructions

🧼 Hand wash with mild soap and water to maintain color and durability.
💨 Air dry only—no bleach, dry cleaning, or ironing needed.

Why Choose This Funny Can Cooler for Disc Golf?

If you want a drink koozie that’s both hilarious and functional, this is it. Keep your beverage chilled, your game hot, and your playing partners guessing.

✅ Perfect for disc golf tournaments, backyard BBQs, and tailgating.
✅ Ships fast – get yours now before they’re gone!

Product features
- 100% Neoprene for excellent flexibility
- Keeps drinks cool with a secure seal
- Bright and crisp colors for a vibrant look
- Fits standard 12 oz cans comfortably
- Collapsible design for easy storage

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
- Do not dryclean
- Hand wash
- Do not bleach
- Drip dry
- Do not iron